On lonely Sunday nights when the air is warm and the crickets belt their relentlessly horny song, I prepare for a feast. This is a meal for my eyes that feeds my imagination. Fur flying, teeth gnashing, and guttural clashing of some of the hottest bodies on prime time. Yes, ladies, this is an ode to flesh and bones that play Sam, Eric, Alcide, Jason, and Bill in the supernatural soap opera that is True Blood. Not that the women are any worse for the wear. I would take Pam any day, and wrap those long lifeless legs around me like a boa on a white rat. I keep trying to pick a favorite, but I really can’t be forced to choose…vamp? Shifter? Were? Human? I would take one or all. If you asked me 10 years ago what I thought about men in tight pants and plaid shirts I probably would have rolled my eyes in dismissal. But no more do I shun a tight pair of Levis especially when it is wrapping the package of Sam Merlott. He can shift into my bar of soap any day. Jason Stackhouse makes me second guess the sexual prowess of skinny little guys everywhere. All nibly-bimbly like a cat jumping from tree to tree, lol. I would fear for his safety if we ever met in person…he looks like he can take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’, and I would be sure to confirm. And Alcide (sigh), that man is a thorough bred. Talk, dark and handsome with ripped, long, strong limbs. Another unexpectedly fantastic venue for plaid shirts that I never saw coming. Yum. As for the cold hard Viking vamp that is Eric Northman – do I need to say anything more? A Nordic beauty with sparkly blue eyes, pretty blond hair and an ass that I would leave permanent nail marks in. He is the kind of man that would be too pretty to date in real life, but I would be sure to take a cell phone pic of him and me in bed to prove to my friends that it really happened. This cast is so great, that the story line is just a side note.
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