The Gender Reveal

Me:  "I'm going to my cousin's gender reveal party this weekend." 

Friend:  "What was your cousin before?"

No my cousin did not have a sex change!  She is pregnant and as always on-trend in the dirty Jerz with her Gender Reveal Party.  It was actually A LOT of fun.  This is how it works...

The office that does the sonogram determines the sex, but they don't tell you.  They give you a print out of the sonogram in a sealed envelope, and then call the bakery that will make your cake and tell them what color to make it inside - pink or blue.  So the parents don't find out the sex of the baby until they they cut the cake in front of everyone else.  We all took votes on a board my cousin made that would show if you thought it would be a boy or a girl (first time I ever guess right).  I voted for a money bet, but they didn't want to do that (shrug).

IT'S A GIRL!!  My first niece, due in July!  The picture above says everything...

complete Nick's statement from the picture above:  "S-H-?-?" 

Needless to say, I think he wanted a boy!  Oh well, better luck next time Nick!